{"id":553,"date":"2009-12-28T09:32:39","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T14:32:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=553"},"modified":"2009-12-28T09:32:39","modified_gmt":"2009-12-28T14:32:39","slug":"the-best-christmas-list-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=553","title":{"rendered":"The best Christmas list ever"},"content":{"rendered":"

This Christmas list was discovered by one of our listeners amidst a sea of torn wrapping paper and candy-colored ribbons in front of their Christmas tree yesterday morning.\u00a0 We at Sci-Fi Saturday Night have chosen to reprint this list “as is”, and hope that the author got at least one present he asked for —– if not a thesaurus.\u00a0 Enjoy:<\/p>\n

1.<\/span> <\/span>A alien from Mars that comes with its own food, and is prapared to live with me.<\/span><\/div>\n
2.\u00a0 A dinosaur that I can make from scratch, and fusion breed it to my likeing.<\/div>\n
3.\u00a0 A dimention portal, so I can jump dimention to dimention.<\/div>\n
4.\u00a0 A air dome that has a divighteer [divider] so half of it is a dinosaur jungle, and half of it is a martian land scape.<\/div>\n
5.\u00a0 A micro scope that can see 100,000,000,000,000,000 times smaller.<\/div>\n
6.\u00a0 A packet to make one celled orgazizams, protazoas, adams [atoms], and germs.<\/div>\n
7.\u00a0 A UFO detector.<\/div>\n
8.\u00a0 A alien voice translater just in case I can’t remember how to talk to my alien.<\/div>\n
9.\u00a0 Alien money.<\/div>\n
10.\u00a0 A personal jet.<\/div>\n

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