{"id":4882,"date":"2011-10-29T14:45:33","date_gmt":"2011-10-29T18:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=4882"},"modified":"2011-10-29T14:45:35","modified_gmt":"2011-10-29T18:45:35","slug":"fiction-friday-robert-sheckley-tell-me-something-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=4882","title":{"rendered":"Fiction Friday &#8211; Robert Sheckley, Tell me something funny."},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_4198\" style=\"width: 437px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/?attachment_id=4198\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-4198\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4198\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4198\" title=\"fictionfridaylogo\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/fictionfridaylogo1-300x258.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"427\" height=\"296\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4198\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Robert Sheckley<\/p><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dimensionsofsheckley.com\/bio\/\">Robert Sheckley<\/a> was one of the few science fiction writers to have a true sense of humor that translated into his work. A multiple Hugo and Nebula nominee, he was best known for his absurdist outlook and his stories were uniformly wry with a futuristic bent. His fan peers included Douglas Adams, Neil Gaiman, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/pip_r_lagenta\/3386212259\/\">Harlan Ellison<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>This story, &#8220;Bad Medicine&#8221;, is a fan favorite. It\u2019s the story of a man being treated by a psychotherapy machine intended for\u2026<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>On May 2, 2103, Elwood Caswell walked rapidly down Broadway with a loaded revolver hidden in his coat pocket. He didn&#8217;t want to use the weapon, but feared he might anyhow. This was a justifiable assumption, for Caswell was a homicidal maniac.<\/p>\n<p>It was a gentle, misty spring day and the air held the smell of rain and blossoming-dogwood. Caswell gripped the revolver in his sweaty right hand and tried to think of a single valid reason why he should not kill a man named Magnessen, who, the other day, had commented on how well Caswell looked.<\/p>\n<p>What business was it of Magnessen&#8217;s how he looked? Damned busybodies, always spoiling things for everybody&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Caswell was a choleric little man with fierce red eyes, bulldog jowls and ginger-red hair. He was the sort you would expect to find perched on a detergent box, orating to a crowd of lunching businessmen and amused students, shouting, &#8220;Mars for the Martians, Venus for the Venusians!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But in truth, Caswell was uninterested in the deplorable social conditions of extraterrestrials. He was a jetbus conductor for the New York Rapid Transit Corporation. He minded his own business. And he was quite mad.<\/p>\n<p>Fortunately, he knew this at least part of the time, with at least half of his mind.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The entire text can be found <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gutenberg.org\/ebooks\/9055\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-official sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=4882\" data-text=\"Fiction Friday - Robert Sheckley, Tell me something funny.\"  >Tweet<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><div class=\"fb-share-button\" data-href=\"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=4882\" data-layout=\"button_count\"><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><div class=\"pinterest_button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fscifisaturdaynight.com%2F%3Fp%3D4882&#038;media=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scifisaturdaynight.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2011%2F08%2Ffictionfridaylogo1-300x258.jpg&#038;description=Fiction%20Friday%20-%20Robert%20Sheckley%2C%20Tell%20me%20something%20funny.\" data-pin-do=\"buttonPin\" data-pin-config=\"beside\"><img src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/images\/pidgets\/pinit_fg_en_rect_gray_20.png\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Robert Sheckley was one of the few science fiction writers to have a true sense of humor that translated into his work. 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