{"id":2220,"date":"2010-12-09T12:32:59","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T17:32:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=2220"},"modified":"2010-12-09T13:11:09","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T18:11:09","slug":"syfy-does-christmas-hijinks-ensue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=2220","title":{"rendered":"Syfy does Christmas, hijinks ensue"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_2224\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/WAREHOUSE-13-Secret-Santa-7-550x366.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2224\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2224\" title=\"Christmas Special!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/WAREHOUSE-13-Secret-Santa-7-550x366-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/WAREHOUSE-13-Secret-Santa-7-550x366-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/WAREHOUSE-13-Secret-Santa-7-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2224\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: daemonstv.com<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The one thing missing lately from the corporate and media three ring circus of consumerism that is Christmas, is quality TV Christmas specials. Standard shows have standard plots with a dash of gingerbread or a sprinkle of tinsel, but other than the oft re-run claymation specials, there&#8217;s just no pizzazz left in Christmas. That is&#8211; there <em>wasn&#8217;t<\/em> until Syfy came out with Warehouse 13 and Eureka Christmas specials.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2223\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/vlcsnap-2010-12-07-21h14m45s200-425x318.png\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2223\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2223 \" title=\"The artifacts that almost killed us shirts!\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/vlcsnap-2010-12-07-21h14m45s200-425x318-300x224.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" srcset=\"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/vlcsnap-2010-12-07-21h14m45s200-425x318-300x224.png 300w, http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/vlcsnap-2010-12-07-21h14m45s200-425x318.png 425w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2223\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: cliqueclack.com<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Warehouse 13 kicked the night off with a Star Wars-esque opening. There was some plot, involving the guy who played Dresden (in The Dresden Files) being an absent father, but honestly that wasn&#8217;t the point of this episode. The part I remember is the subplot, where Claudia decides to get Artie the best gift she can think of:\u00a0 the piano he played when he was young. In the process she actually ends up reuniting him with his father through goofy \u00a0&#8220;____ is dying&#8221; lies. The characters really shine throughout this episode, although if you&#8217;ve never seen the show before you might be intimidated by some of the in-jokes. (ie. Claudia&#8217;s &#8216;t-shirt of the artifact that almost killed you&#8217; gifts). It&#8217;s like visiting your friends from summer camp in the middle of the winter, suddenly you can&#8217;t wait for summer again, because these guys are awesome! That being said, Pete&#8217;s &#8220;Grand Teton&#8221; jokes got a bit old, but then, that&#8217;s just Pete. At the end of the day whoever it was being plagued by whatever the artifact was isn&#8217;t important. The important thing is family, the Warehouse family.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_2225\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Eureka-Christmas-Episode-3-550x366.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2225\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2225\" title=\"Eureka-Christmas\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Eureka-Christmas-Episode-3-550x366-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Eureka-Christmas-Episode-3-550x366-300x199.jpg 300w, http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/Eureka-Christmas-Episode-3-550x366.jpg 550w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-2225\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo: daemonstv.com<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The second Christmas special, Eureka, was nearly the exact opposite of the Warehouse 13 special. The plot was a typical Eureka plot; someone invents something, said invention goes humorously awry, and Sheriff Carter has to clean up the mess after he belatedly figures out what&#8217;s going on. This episode embodies what I detest about recent Christmas specials, not only was it the same thing, but with Christmas, the entire timeline was incredibly ambiguous. For those of you that haven&#8217;t seen the show lately, Carter, Allison, Henry, Fargo and Jo are now residing in an alternate timeline with Professor Sexypants (yeah I forget his name, so sue me). Sheriff Carter begins the episode by telling the kiddies in Cafe Diem about a Christmas past (and it must be because Zoey is still in Eureka), but he hasn&#8217;t been in that timeline long enough to have <em>had<\/em> a Christmas past. This is literally his first one as far as we know. However, all of the characters in his story are in their new timeline roles; Fargo is the director of GD, Allison is the medical director, Jo is the head of security etc&#8230; This served only to confuse and annoy me. Finally, the last cop-out of the show, crazy scientist of the week is &#8230; Santa&#8230; Why?!<\/p>\n<p>All in all, boo to you Eureka, but Warehouse 13, you make stomaching the season of store bought goodwill and artificial snow just a little easier.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-official sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=2220\" data-text=\"Syfy does Christmas, hijinks ensue\"  >Tweet<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><div class=\"fb-share-button\" data-href=\"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=2220\" data-layout=\"button_count\"><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><div class=\"pinterest_button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fscifisaturdaynight.com%2F%3Fp%3D2220&#038;media=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scifisaturdaynight.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F12%2Fvlcsnap-2010-12-07-21h14m45s200-425x318-300x224.png&#038;description=Syfy%20does%20Christmas%2C%20hijinks%20ensue\" data-pin-do=\"buttonPin\" data-pin-config=\"beside\"><img src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/images\/pidgets\/pinit_fg_en_rect_gray_20.png\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The one thing missing lately from the corporate and media three ring circus of consumerism that is Christmas, is quality TV Christmas specials. 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