{"id":1646,"date":"2010-09-17T08:55:32","date_gmt":"2010-09-17T13:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=1646"},"modified":"2010-09-17T08:55:32","modified_gmt":"2010-09-17T13:55:32","slug":"bow-before-wesley-crushers-bouffant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=1646","title":{"rendered":"Bow before Wesley Crusher&#8217;s Bouffant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of days ago, Wil Wheaton <a href=\"http:\/\/wilwheaton.typepad.com\/wwdnbackup\/2010\/09\/wesley-crushers-sweet-ass-motherfucking-bouffant.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+wwdn+%28WIL+WHEATON+dot+NET%3A+in+Exile%29&amp;utm_content=Google+Reader\">shared<\/a> a tribute to Wesley Crusher&#8217;s amazing hair on his blog. As a public service, I feel compelled to share it with you. And if you don&#8217;t like it &#8211; I&#8217;m gonna have to cut a bitch.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/CzHBr.png\"><img class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1647\" title=\"Sweet Ass Motherfucking Bouffant\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/CzHBr.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" srcset=\"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/CzHBr.png 600w, http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/CzHBr-180x300.png 180w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>That&#8217;s right &#8211; Will Motherfucking Riker.<\/p>\n<div class=\"sharedaddy sd-sharing-enabled\"><div class=\"robots-nocontent sd-block sd-social sd-social-official sd-sharing\"><h3 class=\"sd-title\">Share this:<\/h3><div class=\"sd-content\"><ul><li class=\"share-twitter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-url=\"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=1646\" data-text=\"Bow before Wesley Crusher&#039;s Bouffant\"  >Tweet<\/a><\/li><li class=\"share-facebook\"><div class=\"fb-share-button\" data-href=\"http:\/\/scifisaturdaynight.com\/?p=1646\" data-layout=\"button_count\"><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-pinterest\"><div class=\"pinterest_button\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.pinterest.com\/pin\/create\/button\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fscifisaturdaynight.com%2F%3Fp%3D1646&#038;media=http%3A%2F%2F1.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2Fa58918bee017c5e7f868ee5202be7840%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Dmm%26r%3Dpg&#038;description=Bow%20before%20Wesley%20Crusher%27s%20Bouffant\" data-pin-do=\"buttonPin\" data-pin-config=\"beside\"><img src=\"\/\/assets.pinterest.com\/images\/pidgets\/pinit_fg_en_rect_gray_20.png\" \/><\/a><\/div><\/li><li class=\"share-end\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><\/div><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A couple of days ago, Wil Wheaton shared a tribute to Wesley Crusher&#8217;s amazing hair on his blog. 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